Not that I'm complaining... I'm just starting to wonder is all.  I was out walking around town on my lunch hour and I kind fell in behind a couple women, about my age (maybe a couple years younger), and I noticed they had really nice assage. They were either going commando or wearing thongs.  Needless to say, I slowed down my pace so I could enjoy the view for a while.  After lunch (which was a fabulous roasted chicken sammich with huge chunks of veggies on flat bread) I was walking back to work and fell in behind a couple, one of whom was a woman, in her upper 30s at least, with just the most perfect ass I've ever seen.  She was wearing the tightest of tight pinstripe pants that were really riding up and in.  I couldn't figure out why she didn't have the urge to pull 3 square yards of her pants out of her crack.  I suppose you think I'm a perv.  I'll have you know I was taking the scenic route today.